A public service announcement from Neptune
On Nov 8, Nvidia's CEO told his staff he'd been unfaithful to his wife. The internet did the memes. We did the math.
Do your math ↓
Nvidia Corp. · Santa Clara, CA · Nov 7, 2026
California doesn't care who cheated. It cares when the money was made. Every Nvidia share came after the wedding, so every share is shared.
Each square = 1% of the stake. All 100 were earned after the wedding.
Same math, your equity. Your marriage date decides what’s still yours.
Jensen is nervous for you.
Pick where you work, when you joined and your experience.
That’s half of what you earned after the wedding. In California, options that straddle the wedding get split by one of two formulas, Hug or Nelson: Hug counts from your hire date, Nelson from your grant date, and the judge is the one with the say.
Made by people funnier than us. Credit to the creators, and to whoever made the AI images.
Got a favorite Jensen meme? Made one of these? and we’ll fix the credit.
You can know if you did. A prenup or postnup says what’s yours before anyone gets caught doing anything.
